sobota, 17 maja 2014

I have five fingers for a reason



    I have five fingers for a reason
    My pinky, for my best friend and the promises i'll never break
    My ring finger, for that special boy, when the time is right
    My middle finger for that bitch that pushes me too far
    My pointer finger, to pick out my dearest family members
    My thumb, to show the rest of the world i'm going to be okay
 

pinky- the finger farthest from the thumb
pick out [pɪk aut ] wyszukiwać,rozpoznawać
pointer [`poɪntə(r)] wskazówka, wskaźnik

 

wtorek, 29 kwietnia 2014

Top 25 Oddball Interview Questions



Apple Specialist Interview Questions

"If you were a pizza deliveryman how would you benefit from scissors?"



-I’d offer to make the pieces smaller for the kids
-Use scissors to make change of a five dollar bill.
-Shave between deliveries.
-Use as a car window escape tool if I accidentally drive off a pier.
-If clean, offer to remove unwanted toppings with the scissors rather than going back 
  for a second pizza.
-Pizza box origami.
-Self-defense from dogs at the gate or bad people.
-Fun monocle.
-Cut curbside flowers en route,offer them to attractive people along with pizza, 
 hope for bigger tip.
-Freeing my hair from the door Jake Ryan slammed when he was calling Samantha.
-Tie each half to bottom of shoes on icy day—skating deliveries.
-Use crushed eyeliner and tip of scissors like a quill if someone doesn't have a pen to
 sign the credit card slip.
-Mirror: spruce up, see who's behind you, replacement for rearview, SOS signaling, 
 calming angry birds.
-Shoelace + scissors = jewelry.
-Straight edge for graffiti art.
-Compass to draw perfect circles, which could also be used in aforesaid art. 
-More useful, though, on city map to specify pizza delivery area.
-I would ask customers,what is the best way to benefit from a scisors in a pizza job.
-With my 10 years in industry experience (insert your career here),college education 
 and multiple industry certifications and the best job I could land is a pizza delivery boy,
 I'd stab myself in the eye.
-I would sell the scissors





oddball     [`odbo:l] dziwny, osobliwy
drive off    [drɑɪv of] odjechać, zjechać
pier           [pɪə(r)] molo,przystań
monocle    [`monəkl] monokl
curbside    [kə:bsaɪd] bok krawężnika
tip             [tɪp] napiwek
slam          [slæm] trzaskać drzwiami
quill           [kwɪl] ptasie pióro do pisania
spruce up  [spru:s ʌp] wystroić się
compass    [`kʌmpəs] cyrkiel
aforesaid   [ə`fo:sed] wspomniany wyżej