No attention-what to do

record keeper     [`reko:d `ki:pə(r)]  ]dokonujacy zapisu

grab sb attention  [græb  ə`tenʃən]  uchwycić kogoś uwagę

related                 [rɪ`leɪtɪd] związany, powiązany

remove                [rɪ'muv] usuwać

distraction            [dɪ'strækʃən] cos co rozprasza  uwagę

put in                   [put ɪn] wprowadzać

enforce                [ɪn`fo:s] wprowadzać

place                    [pleɪs] umiescić, rozmiescić

incentive              [ɪn`sentɪv] bodziec , zacheta

relevant                [`reləvənt] odpowiedni, właściwy

take a quiz           [teɪk ə kwɪz] robić kartkówke

Motherhood jokes

Marijuana doesn't really hurt.

elope with    [ɪ'ləʊp] uciekać z domu z ukochanym

piercing        [`pɪəsɪŋ]przekłuta część ciała

beard           [bɪəd] broda, zarost

trailer           [`treɪlə(r)] przyczepa kempingowa

stack            [stæk] stos, sterta

marihuana / marijuana    [mærɪ`wa:nə] marihuana

pray for                         [preɪ] modlić się

Exceptions to the rule

exeption to the rule –wyjątek od reguły

ox      [oks] wół

oxen   ['oksn ] woły

fowl    [faul] ptak
moose [mu:s] łoś

pan     [pæn] patelnia, garnek,

brethren ['breðrən] bracia zakonni

Famous failures

failure       [`feɪljə(r)] niepowodzenie

amount     [ ə`maunt] osiągać

lock          [ lok] zamykać

fire            [`faɪə(r)] pot. wyrzucać z pracy

devastated [`devəsteɪtɪd] załamany

unceremoniously   [ʌnserɪ`məunɪəslɪ] bezceremonialnie

demoted               [dɪ`məutɪd] zdegradowany 

anchor                  [`ænkə(r)] prowadzacy program

Wear underwear

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. 
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple 
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. 
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer 
inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the 
man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. 
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her 
hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, 
she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was 
standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.




parking lot    [`pa:kɪŋ lot ] parking (US) ;lot – teren,działka
protrude       [prə`tru:d] wystawać, sterczeć
chassis         [`ʃæsɪ] podwozie
glaringly        ['gleərɪŋglɪ] rażąco, jaskrawo
tuck              [tʌk] wpychać, wsadzać
regain feet      [rɪ`geɪn fi:t] powrócić/stanąć  na nogi
hood             [hud] maska silnika
idly               [`aɪdlɪ] bezczynnie
stitch             [stɪtʃ] szew