A bit of bad luck

"Buzzing undies make shopper faint"
"A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made 

her faint with pleasure.The kinky 33-year-old housewife was wearing 

a pair of battery-operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex shop, while 

she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid The Sun. 

But she got so stimulated by the 6cm vibrating bullet in the panties that 

she lost consciousness. She fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket 

in Swansea, Wales.When paramedics arrived, they found her black imitation

leather knickers still buzzing. They took them off before an ambulance took

her to hospital. The woman, whose identity has been kept private, suffered 

no long-lasting ill-effects. And as she left the hospital, a paramedic gave her 

back the Passion Pants in a plastic bag.A spokesman for the Asda supermarket 

chain told The Sun: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already.""

"Teatime love bite"
"A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - 

while she gave him oral sex.In the heat of passion he lost is grip on the pan and

spilt boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on his willy and in

agony he bashed her on the head with the pan. Both only admitted how they 

received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes

 and a broken cheek bone."

buzz          [ bʌz] brzęczeć

faint with   [ feɪnt wɪθ ] zemdleć z          

bullet         [`bulɪt] kula

paramedic  [pærə`medɪk] ratownik medyczny, sanitariusz

knickers/ panties/ undies [`nɪkəz / pæntɪz/ ʌndɪz] majtki

willy           [wɪlɪ] siusiak, ptaszek

grip            [grɪp] uścisk

pan            [pæn] patelnia

clench        [ klentʃ ] zaciskać, ściskać

bash           [ bæʃ] uderzać, walić

burn           [bə:n] oparzenie

black eyes  [blæk aɪz ] podbite oczy

Who picked the dogs up?

KRASNAYA POLYANA, Russia -- Who let the dogs out? 
Pretty much everyone in Sochi, it seems.  Who picked the dogs up? 
Well, that would be American freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy. 
The freshly crowned silver-medal slopestyler from Telluride, Colo.,
picked up four puppies and their mother on the streets of Rosa Khutor 
and he's making arrangements to have them sent home to the United States.
"I've been around animals all my life," Kenworthy said of the hundreds of dogs
roaming the streets in Sochi and the mountains above the Olympic city. 
"It's hard to watch."  Kenworthy tweeted a picture of himself cuddling four 
of the dogs. "Puppy love is real to puppies," he wrote. He also tweeted a photo 

of him holding a single puppy.He says he's arranged for kennels to carry 

the dogs in, and for vaccinations. Family members back home are already 

lining up to adopt. "I'll keep one for myself," he said. 

Activists angry over Russian order to kill stray dogs in Sochi

Kenworthy's efforts to adopt the puppies comes amid an emerging movement 

of animal activists in Sochi alarmed by reports that the city has contracted the 

killing of thousands of stray dogs before and during the Olympic Games.

Activists have been picking up dogs from the streets and putting them up at 
their homes or in temporary shelters before finding an owner elsewhere.
Stray dogs are a common sight on the streets of Russian cities, but with massive
construction in the area the street dog population in Sochi and the Olympic park 
has soared. Useful as noisy, guard dogs, workers feed them to keep them nearby
and protect buildings. The dogs - - friendly rather than feral - soon lose their value 
and become strays.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/winter-olympics-2014-us-freestyle-skier-gus-
kenworthy-adopting-stray-sochi-puppies/ 

freestyle skier [`fri:staɪl ski:ə(r)] narciarz dowolny

roam              [rəum] włóczyć się , wałęsać

line up            [laɪn ʌp] ustawiać się w kolejce

stray               [streɪ] bezpański

amid               [ə`mɪd] wśród

emerge           [ɪ`mə:dʒ] wyłaniać się ,pojawiać

common sight [`komən sɑɪt] powszechny widok

soar                [so:(r)] wzrastać

feral                [`fɪərəl] dziki, zdziczały

Tweets and notices- Sochi

“Please, do not flush toilet paper down the toilet. Put it in the bin provided” 

People have asked me what surprised me the most here in Sochi. It's this. 

Without question ... it's ... THIS.

Crosby could have to sleep in one of these beds. No frills for Canada men's hockey

To anyone in Sochi: I am now in possession of three light bulbs. 

Will trade for a door handle. This offer is real

Good news , I have Internet , bad news, it's dangling from the ceiling in my room...

1st time waiting for hotel room because construction not complete.  

Bathroom  still not done.

Due to an extreme shortage of pillows for athletes who unexpectedly arrived to 

Olympic Village in the mountains, there will be a transfer of pillows from all apartments 

to the storehouse on 2 February 2014. Please be understanding. We have to help 

the athletes out of this bind.

Mind your head, in the Sochi hotels hosting journalists, curtains also collapse

Sochi Olympic site facilities promote camaraderie /

New Olympic sport, synchronized dumping  (toilets)

Dear guest. There is a training emergency planned to be held this week so do not be

worried in case you hear sirens or see an over limited amount of police and fire engines. 

Sorry for inconvenience

flush              [ flʌʃ] spłukiwać

frill                [ frɪl] zbytek

bulb              [ bʌlb] żarówka

door handle   [do:(r) hændl] klamka, gałka

dangle           ['dæŋgl] dyndać

pillow            [`pɪləu] poduszka

storehouse     [`sto:haus] magazyn

bind               [ baund] zmora, udreka

collapse         [ kə`læps] zawalić się, upaść

camaraderie   [kemeradery] koleżeństwo

dump             [dʌmp] załatwiac naturalną potrzebę (slang)

siren              [`saɪərn] syrena (dźwięk)