środa, 9 stycznia 2013

How to avoid flu-new approach



Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day,go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often.If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.

Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.


OR

Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...
When you go for a
shot,what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol...
Why? Because alcohol KILLS
GERMS.
So......

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put
lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar
patio.(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then
pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!

My mother always said,
'A
shot
in the glass is better than one in the ass!'



daily dose          [`deɪlɪ dose ] dzienna dawka
bump up            [ bʌmp ʌp ] podwyższać
immune system  [ ɪ`mju:n sɪstəm] układ immunologiczny
approach          [ ə`prəutʃ]  podejście
shot                  [ ʃot] zastrzyk / mocny drink
germ                 [ dʒə:m] zarazek, bakteria
liquor store        [`lɪkə sto: ] sklep monopolowy
lime                   [ laɪm] limonka
corona               [ kə`rəunə] nazwa drinka
patio                  [`pætɪəu] odkryty taras
pass out             [ pa:s aʊt ]  tracić przytomność





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