wtorek, 29 kwietnia 2014

Top 25 Oddball Interview Questions



Apple Specialist Interview Questions

"If you were a pizza deliveryman how would you benefit from scissors?"



-I’d offer to make the pieces smaller for the kids
-Use scissors to make change of a five dollar bill.
-Shave between deliveries.
-Use as a car window escape tool if I accidentally drive off a pier.
-If clean, offer to remove unwanted toppings with the scissors rather than going back 
  for a second pizza.
-Pizza box origami.
-Self-defense from dogs at the gate or bad people.
-Fun monocle.
-Cut curbside flowers en route,offer them to attractive people along with pizza, 
 hope for bigger tip.
-Freeing my hair from the door Jake Ryan slammed when he was calling Samantha.
-Tie each half to bottom of shoes on icy day—skating deliveries.
-Use crushed eyeliner and tip of scissors like a quill if someone doesn't have a pen to
 sign the credit card slip.
-Mirror: spruce up, see who's behind you, replacement for rearview, SOS signaling, 
 calming angry birds.
-Shoelace + scissors = jewelry.
-Straight edge for graffiti art.
-Compass to draw perfect circles, which could also be used in aforesaid art. 
-More useful, though, on city map to specify pizza delivery area.
-I would ask customers,what is the best way to benefit from a scisors in a pizza job.
-With my 10 years in industry experience (insert your career here),college education 
 and multiple industry certifications and the best job I could land is a pizza delivery boy,
 I'd stab myself in the eye.
-I would sell the scissors





oddball     [`odbo:l] dziwny, osobliwy
drive off    [drɑɪv of] odjechać, zjechać
pier           [pɪə(r)] molo,przystań
monocle    [`monəkl] monokl
curbside    [kə:bsaɪd] bok krawężnika
tip             [tɪp] napiwek
slam          [slæm] trzaskać drzwiami
quill           [kwɪl] ptasie pióro do pisania
spruce up  [spru:s ʌp] wystroić się
compass    [`kʌmpəs] cyrkiel
aforesaid   [ə`fo:sed] wspomniany wyżej




czwartek, 24 kwietnia 2014

Designated decoy



















stake out       [ steɪk aut] zasadzać się
stumble out    [ stʌmbl aut]  potykać się
trip                [ trɪp] potykać się , iść drobnym krokiem
fumble           [ `fʌmbl] grzebać, szperać
pull away       [ pul ə`weɪ] ruszać z miejsca
pull over        [ pul euvə(r)] zjeżdżać  na bok
designated     [`dezɪgneɪtɪd] wyznaczony
decoy            [`di:koɪ] przynęta, wabik, pułapka



środa, 23 kwietnia 2014

Heartwarming stories



























































































run over     [ræn euvə(r)] przejechać
provide      [prə`vaɪd] zapewnić
shift            [ʃɪft] zmiana ( w pracy)
tense up     [tens ʌp] napiąć się,
blatant        [`bleɪtənt] rażący
refugee       [refju`dʒi:] uchodźca
vivid           [`vɪvɪd] barwnie, obrazowo
overseas     [əuvə`si:z]  zagranica
yell             [jel] wrzeszczeć
janitor        [`dʒænɪtə(r)] tu portier
grin             [grɪn] szeroko uśmiechać się
CEO          Chief Executive Officer dyrektor generalny/ naczelny