wtorek, 29 kwietnia 2014

Top 25 Oddball Interview Questions



Apple Specialist Interview Questions

"If you were a pizza deliveryman how would you benefit from scissors?"



-I’d offer to make the pieces smaller for the kids
-Use scissors to make change of a five dollar bill.
-Shave between deliveries.
-Use as a car window escape tool if I accidentally drive off a pier.
-If clean, offer to remove unwanted toppings with the scissors rather than going back 
  for a second pizza.
-Pizza box origami.
-Self-defense from dogs at the gate or bad people.
-Fun monocle.
-Cut curbside flowers en route,offer them to attractive people along with pizza, 
 hope for bigger tip.
-Freeing my hair from the door Jake Ryan slammed when he was calling Samantha.
-Tie each half to bottom of shoes on icy day—skating deliveries.
-Use crushed eyeliner and tip of scissors like a quill if someone doesn't have a pen to
 sign the credit card slip.
-Mirror: spruce up, see who's behind you, replacement for rearview, SOS signaling, 
 calming angry birds.
-Shoelace + scissors = jewelry.
-Straight edge for graffiti art.
-Compass to draw perfect circles, which could also be used in aforesaid art. 
-More useful, though, on city map to specify pizza delivery area.
-I would ask customers,what is the best way to benefit from a scisors in a pizza job.
-With my 10 years in industry experience (insert your career here),college education 
 and multiple industry certifications and the best job I could land is a pizza delivery boy,
 I'd stab myself in the eye.
-I would sell the scissors





oddball     [`odbo:l] dziwny, osobliwy
drive off    [drɑɪv of] odjechać, zjechać
pier           [pɪə(r)] molo,przystań
monocle    [`monəkl] monokl
curbside    [kə:bsaɪd] bok krawężnika
tip             [tɪp] napiwek
slam          [slæm] trzaskać drzwiami
quill           [kwɪl] ptasie pióro do pisania
spruce up  [spru:s ʌp] wystroić się
compass    [`kʌmpəs] cyrkiel
aforesaid   [ə`fo:sed] wspomniany wyżej




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