Wise advice from kids

-Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
-When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" 

  don't answer him. - Michael, 14
-Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
-Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
-Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
-Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
-Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
-When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair-Taylia,11
-Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your 

  school assignment. - Traci, 14
-Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
-Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - 
Andrew, 9
-Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
-You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
-Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11

-If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
-Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
-Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -
 Joel, 10
-When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom

 when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
-Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

prune            [pru:n] suszona śliwka

pee                [pi:] siusiać

squat             [skwot] kucać

spur              [spə:(r)] ostroga

assignment  [ə`saɪnmənt] zadanie

sneeze          [sni:z] kichać

dust buster   [dʌst  `bʌstə(r)] mały,reczny odkurzacz

broccoli        [`brokəlɪ] brokuły

polka-dot      [`polkə dot ]w kropki

pick on         [pɪk on] czepiać się