Idioms from Kaplan International

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Polish problems

tata- dad
babcia- grandma
nie garb się - don't slouch
gorąca zupa na obiad - hot soup for dinner

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Vocabulary game.

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Allo Allo (Officer Crabtree) quotes

"Good Moaning" for "Good Morning" 

"I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty." for "I was passing by the door, when I heard two shots. You are holding in your hand a smoking gun; you are clearly the guilty party."; 

"Do you have the lung-dostance dick?" for "Do you have the long-distance duck?"; 

"And who is peeing for the ponsoir?" for "And who is paying for the pissoire?" after it was damaged by an overriding tank; 

"Your mither-in-loo does not look very well. She is more wronkled and higgerd than usual!" to Madame Edith, mistaking her for Madame Fanny. “Your mother in law does not look very well . She is more wrinkled and higher than usual”

"It is a dick night" for "It is a dark night"; 

"Half pissed sox" for "Half past six" ; 

"Will you please stop bonging the bill" for "Will you please stop banging the bell"; 

"I have good nose" for "I have good news"; 

"I will go out the bock pissage" for "I will go out the back passage"; 

"I have my dirty to do" for "I have my duty to do"; 

"In my bog I have a kak" for "In my bag I have a cake"; 

"I thonk it would be woose if we all left tin" for "I think it would be wise if we all left town"; 

"Too loot, the bummer is already on the wee" for "Too late, the bomber is already on the way"; 

"I have a mop if you would like to take a leak" for "I have a map if you would like to 

take a look"; 

"I have the two British earmen in the sill at the poloce station, I will return them to you

 as soon as pissable" for "I have the two British airmen in the cell at the police station,

 I will return them to you as soon as possible"; 

"Do not weary, Ronnie" for "Do not worry, René"; 

"I have come to collect my bersicle - René asks "What bersicle?" - "The bersicle that produces the electrocity for the roodio when you piddle in your wife's mothers' bedroom" for "I have come to collect my bicycle. The bicycle that produces the electricity for the radio when you pedal in your wife's mothers' bedroom"; 

She's as possed as a newt" meaning "She's as pissed as a newt" Referring to René's  

mother-in-law. 

"I was raised in Nipples. As they say - see Nipples and do." while explaining to Herr Flick his

strange accent, standing for: "I was raised in Naples. As they say - see Naples and die." 

moan      [məun] jęczeć

piss         [pɪs] sikać

shat         [ʃæt]  srać (II I III forma czasownika)

goon        [gu:n] bęcwał , gangster

potty        [`potɪ]  stuknięty, nocnik

lung         [lʎŋ] płuco

dick         [dɪk] chuj

pee           [pi:] siusiać

loo           [lu:] kibel

sox           [sɒks] AM. skarpetki

bong         [bon] długi głęboki dźwięk, fajka do malenia trawki

bock         [bɒk] rodzaj mocnego, ciemnego piwa

bog           [bɒg] bagno, kibel

tin             [tɪn] puszka

loot           [lu:t] łup, plądrować

bummer    [`bʌmə(r)] wredny,pech, zła reakcja na narkotyk

wee            [wi:] siusiać

leak            [li:k] przeciekać, wyciekać

sill              [sɪl] próg, parapet

weary        [ˈwɪəri] zmęczony, męczyć, nudzić

piddle        [pɪdl] sikać

newt          [nju:t] traszka

Al Bundy quotes

And in closing I'd like to say, I hate you all, 

and I thank no one but myself.

Well, you see, ma'am, this is a pliant heel with a cork filling. Whereas you are a giant seal with a pork filling.

A fat woman clip-clops into the shoestore today and says: I want something I can feel comfortable in. So I said: Try Wyoming!

Hey, you may notice that my house is tilting to one side. 

That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting.  

Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother.

Something sinister's going on so I know a woman's behind it.

Your freight train of a mother lumbered in front of the TV set. 

By the time her entire body chugged by, it was morning.

Those articles that say married couples have sex every month are just sensationalistic lies perpetrated on the public to sell magazines.

in closing    [ɪn  'kləuzɪŋ ] na koniec

pliant         [`plaɪənt] giętki

cork           [ko:k] korek

clip-clop      [klɪp klop] odgłos chodu konia

tilt                [tɪlt] przechylać się

sinster          [sɪnste] złowieszczy

freight train [freɪt] pociąg towarowy

lumber         [`lʌmbə(r)] poruszać się ociężale

chug             [tʃʌg] sapać, dyszeć

perpetrate    [`pə:pɪtreɪt] popełniać, dopuszczać

Bruce Almighty quotes

Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. But what they don't realize is *they* have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.

First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?

-Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. 

How's that?

-Great... If you wanna be Miss America.

-Bruce, you have a divine spark. You have a gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.

-Quit bragging.

God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.

Smite me, oh mighty Smiter!

-Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

-What'd he just say? Check the prompter.

-The prompter's fine.

-You want me and the homies to apologize right?  Okay Cool, man,

the day a monkey comes out of my butt is the day you'll get your sorry.

-What a coincidence, because that's TODAY.

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

toss over      [tos] odrzucić

tailing           [reɪɪŋl]  poręcz, barierka

float             [fləut] unosic  się, płynąć

freeze off      ['friz ɔf] odmrozić

divine spark [dɪ'vaɪn spɑ:k] iskra boża

brag           [bræg] przechwalać się

feler            ['fi:lə(r)] czułek

squirm        [skwə:m] skręcać się

smite          [smɑɪt] uderzać, walić

nip ple        [`nɪpl] sutek

homie         [həumɪ ]   kumpel,ziomek

crumble       ['krʌmbl] kruszyć się