And in closing I'd like to say, I hate
you all,
and I thank no one but myself.
Well, you see, ma'am,
this is a pliant heel with a cork filling. Whereas you are a
giant seal with a pork filling.
A fat woman clip-clops
into the shoestore today and says: I want something I can feel comfortable in. So
I said: Try Wyoming!
Hey, you may notice
that my house is tilting to one side.
That's because Peggy's relatives
are over there visiting.
Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother.
Something sinister's
going on so I know a woman's behind it.
Your freight train
of a mother lumbered in front of the TV set.
By the time her entire body
chugged by, it was morning.
Those articles that
say married couples have sex every month are just sensationalistic lies perpetrated
on the public to sell magazines.
in closing [ɪn 'kləuzɪŋ ] na koniec
pliant [`plaɪənt]
giętki
cork [ko:k] korek
clip-clop [klɪp klop] odgłos chodu konia
tilt [tɪlt] przechylać
się
sinster [sɪnste] złowieszczy
freight train [freɪt]
pociąg towarowy
lumber [`lʌmbə(r)]
poruszać się ociężale
chug [tʃʌg] sapać,
dyszeć
perpetrate [`pə:pɪtreɪt]
popełniać, dopuszczać
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