Annotated thermometer

( 15C) /60 -Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe)
50 -Miami residents turn on the heat
40 -You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming.
35 -Italian cars don't start
32 -Water freezes
(-1 C) /30 -You plan your vacation to Australia, Minnesotans put on T-shirts, 

Politicians begin to worry about the homeless, British cars don't start.
25 -Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, 

Canadians go swimming
20 -You can hear your breath, Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, 

New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further south.
15 -French cars don't start, You plan a vacation in Mexico, 

Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

10 -Too cold to ski, You need jumper cables to get your car going.
5 -You plan your vacation in Houston, American cars don't start
(-18 C)/ 0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts, too cold to skate.
-10 -German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15 -You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, 

Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 -Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you.

 Politicians actually do something about the homeless.

Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start.
-25 -Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get driver going.
(-35 C)/  -30 -You plan a two week hot bath, The Mighty Monongajela freezes. 

Swedish cars don't start
-40 -Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, 

Canadians put on sweaters, your car helps you plan your trip south
-50 -Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window
(-50 C )/-60 -Hell freezes over, Polar bears move south!!

annotate           ['ænəteɪt] komentować, objaśniać

shiver               [`ʃɪvə(r)] trząść się

weep               [wip] płakać

pitiably             [pitieblɪ] żałosnie

jumper cables   [`dʒʌmpə(r)] `keɪblz]  kable do ładowania akumulatora

cease               [si:s] przestawać

shovel off         [`ʃʌvl of] odgarniać

Mighty Monongajela  river in the USA

button              [`bʌtn] guzik, zapinać