Frank Drebin quotes

“I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”

“Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. 
Now, let's grab a bite to eat.”

“Looks like the cows have come home to roost.”

 “I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her - that delicately beautiful face and 
a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room.

And breasts that seemed to say, "Hey! Look at these!"”

 “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”

 “It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans.

 But this is our hill. And these are our beans!”

“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."

 “You take a chance getting up in every morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.”

 “It's true what they say – ‘Cops and women don't mix’. It's like eating a spoonful of   Drano.  Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.”

"Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew 
were there before; 

birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."

"Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"

"He's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle."

"I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"

"Who would do such a thing?
Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...

"Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... 
what the hell's got into you, Frank?"

"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."

"I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or be able 

to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.

poopy        [`pu:pɪ] obesrane

scum        [skʌm] łajdak, szumowina

roost         [`ru:st] siedzieć na grzędzie

melt          [melt] topić

mitget        [`mɪdʒɪt] karzeł

topsy-turvy  [topsɪ`tə:vɪ] wywrócony do góry nogami

amount to a hill of beans- być mało znaczącym

orgy          [`o:dʒɪ] orgia

fan            [fæn] wentylator

hollow      [holəu] wydrązony, pusty w srodku

thug          [θʌg] bandzior

search warrant [sə:ʧ `wornt] nakaz rewizji

concrete dildo  [`konkri:t  dɪldo] betonowy sztuczny penis

bite off             [baɪt ɔf] odgryźć

Laplander – związany z Laponią : )